[Rhodes22-list] FW: To My "Enlightened Friends" and Some Not There Yet !

[Frank Mott]

>Subject: FW: Resume
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>Subject: Resume
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>GEORGE W. BUSH
>1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
>Washington, DC 20520
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>EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
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>Law Enforcement:
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>I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
>influence of alcohol.  I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
>license suspended for 30 days.  My Texas driving record has been "lost" and
>is not available.
>
>Military:
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>I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.  I refused to take a
>drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.  By joining the Texas
>Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
>
>College:
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>I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.  I was a 
>cheerleader.
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>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
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>I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.  I began my career in the oil business in
>Midland, Texas in 1975.  I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil
>in Texas.  The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.  I
>bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land
>using taxpayer money.  With the help of my father and our friends in the 
>oil
>industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
>
>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
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>I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
>Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston
>replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
>
>I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in
>borrowed money.
>
>I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
>history.
>
>With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
>appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
>500,000 votes.
>
>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
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>I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
>record.
>
>I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of *over one
>billion dollars per week*.
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>I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
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>I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
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>I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 
>12-month
>period.
>
>I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
>
>I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S.
>stock market.
>
>In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and
>that trend continues every month.
>
>I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
>administration in U.S. history.  My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice,
>has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
>
>I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President.
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>I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
>corporate campaign donations.
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>One of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
>bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
>
>My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to 
>assure
>my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
>
>I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
>or prosecution.  More time and money was spent investigating the Monica
>Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest
>corporate rip-offs in history.
>
>I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
>intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
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>I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
>
>I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
>government contracts.
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>I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President 
>in
>U.S. history.
>
>I created the Department of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in
>the history of the United States government.
>
>I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
>
>I am the first President in U.S. history to be responsible for the United
>Nations removing the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
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>I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
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>I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees
>and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
>
>I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
>inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
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>I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President
>since the advent of television.
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>I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
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>After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
>security failure in U.S. history.
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>I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
>attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in
>the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
>
>I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
>protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
>protests against any person in the history of mankind.
>
>I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive
>attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.  I did so against
>the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the 
>world
>community.
>
>I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
>benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.
>
>In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
>Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
>
>I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
>view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
>
>I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
>
>I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to
>justice.
>
>During the Iraq War and Occupation thousands of American troops were 
>injured
>and killed.  I did not have the time to attend any of the funerals for our
>fallen soldiers but I did have the time to attend more than 43 fundraising
>events of the Republican party.
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>RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
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>All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
>library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
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>All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
>companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
>All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president, attended
>regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
>public view.
>
>
>PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004
>

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