[Rhodes22-list] Politics: joke and the wind surffer

[Stephen Staum]

What a nasty thing to do to someone.  Now this poor individual who needs and
probably cannot afford new tires will have to blow the money on senseless
tickets instead.  It figures that you are a Bush fan.  My daughter is in
middle school and judging how nasty young teenage girls can be you would fit
right in.  At least they have youth and ignorance as an excuse.  What is
yours?  Why don't you find some productive volunteer work to do with your
time or just go sailing.  I am sure that you will find this more personally
satisfying.  SS
----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael Meltzer" <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com>
To: <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 2004 11:17 PM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Politics: joke and the wind surffer


> WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR
DAYS
> INTERESTING. WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE:
>
> I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5
MINUTES.
>
> WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET.
>
>
> did any one see the new Kerry windsurfing ad, now that's funny, and I
suspect effective on many levels, some on the bush side has some "talent" at
this :-)
>
> and a new jokes :-)
>
> I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A
> BREAK?"
>
> HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.
>
> I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET
FOR
> HAVING WORN TIRES.
>
> SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON
> THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST. THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.
>
> THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS
HE
> WROTE.
>
> I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD A
BUMPER
> STICKER ON IT THAT SAID "ELECT KERRY - EDWARDS".
>
> I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED. IT'S IMPORTANT
AT
> OUR AGE.
>
>  - from Carol Bagshaw
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