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[brad haslett]

Kerry: I'll Kill Bin Laden with My Bare Hands 
(2004-09-24) -- As part of his continued effort to
portray himself as tougher on terrorism than President
Bush, Democrat rival John Forbes Kerry said today,
"When I'm President of the United States, I will kill
Usama bin Laden with my own bare hands." 

"George W. Bush let bin Laden escape from Tora Bora,
because Bush never served in combat," said Mr. Kerry,
a professional Vietnam veteran who is also a U.S.
Senator. "When I'm president I will make it my
personal priority to track down bin Laden and slay him
with these mighty, sinewy hands."

Mr. Kerry said he would "hunt bin Laden like a
migratory waterfowl--pursuing him on bicycle,
windsurfing board, skis and even my family's SUV if
necessary. Yes, I'm so serious about defending America
from terror that I'm willing to sully the atmosphere
for a time, if that's what it takes."




		
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