[Rhodes22-list] J-Jewish Christmas

[michael meltzer]

now that is funny -mjm

--- Bill Effros <bill at effros.com> wrote:

> *
> 
> As a teacher, Ms. Jones, was very curious about how
> each of her students
> celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick
> Murphy. Tell me 
> Patrick what do you do at Christmas time? she asked.
> 
> Patrick addressed the class, Well Ms. Jones, me and
> my twelve brothers
>  and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing
> hymns, then we come 
> home very late and we put mince pies by the back
> door and hang up our 
> stockings. Then all excited we go to  bed and wait
> for Father Christmas 
> to come with all our toys.
> 
>  Very nice Patrick, she said. Now Jimmy Brown what
> do you do at Christmas?
> 
> Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to Church
> with Mum and Dad and
> we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put
> cookies and milk by the
>  chimney and we  hang up our stockings. We hardly
> sleep, waiting for 
> Santa Claus to bring  our presents.
> 
> 
>  Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and
> not wanting to 
> leave him out of
>  the discussion, she asked, Now, Isaac Cohen, what
> do you do at Christmas?
> 
> 
>  Isaac said, Well, it's the same thing every year.
> Dad comes home from
>  the office.  We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then
> we drive to his toy 
> factory. When
> we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and
> begin to sing 'What 
> a Friend
> We Have in Jesus."  Then we all go to the Bahamas.
> *
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