[Rhodes22-list] jokes

[michael meltzer]

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the
following 
conversation
took place:

First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be
able to come out 
golfing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will
paint every room in 
the
house next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife
that I will build 
her
a new deck for the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that I 
will
remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that
the fourth guy 
has
not said a word. So they ask him, " You haven't said
anything about 
what you
had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30a.m., When it
goes off, I shut 
off
my alarm, give the wife a budge and say, 'Golf Course
or Intercourse?' 
So
she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"

YOUR QUOTE:
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If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.
 -- Old Yiddish proverb



		
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