[Rhodes22-list] joke 4

[michael meltzer]

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife
upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going
to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.!

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best
thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who
is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to
fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Now send it to 10 or more people.

 - from Fred Frost

--
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs
of various 
brewing
organizations retired to the bar at the end of each
day's conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In
'Strylya, we make the 
best
bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters,
mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States,
we brew the 
finest
beers of the world, and I make the king of them all,
gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer,
ferdamt. Give me 
ein
Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would
ya give me a diet 
coke
with ice and lemon. Tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement
written all over 
their
faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to
have a Guinness, 
Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't
drinkin', then 
neither am
I!"




		
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