[Rhodes22-list] Lawyer Joke

[Fred Kaiser]

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.

The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which
provided their food. And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the
top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree,  "Wow. I can't believe
my eyes. There is a girl out there  floating in our direction."

The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and
said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down  right
now."

So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend
that he had just actually seen a naked brunette woman floating face
up headed toward their island.

The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely
lost his mind. But within a few minutes, up to their beach floated a
naked brunette woman, face up, gorgeous body and totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her and discovered,  yes, she was alive.

One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for
months now without a woman. It's been a long time.  Do you think we
should, you know, screw her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked,
"Out of what?"

Fred Kaiser
1991 R22 Fretless
Swan Creek, MD / Ft Washington PA

At 01:08 PM 10/26/2005 -0500, you wrote:
>Counselor:  Excellent!  So glad you're still with us.  For a while there I
>thought you had weaseled your way outa here.
>
>Stuart:  Forgetaboutit.  You are now our prisoner.  Know any lawyer jokes?
>
>Slim
>
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