[Rhodes22-list] Next Week's Headlines (Political)

[Jim White]

Michael
Unfortunately, yes.
jw

michael meltzer <michaelmeltzer at yahoo.com> wrote:
http://www.wunderground.com/tropical/at200518.disc.html

It looks like Texas is going to get hit, and hard,
more than NO, Silly Norther question, I under stand
that taxans bigger than everyone else, make people
pround, but does that go for storms also -mjm 

--- Herb Parsons wrote:

> Texas Was Ready, Leaders Respond
> 
> Hurricane Rita tore through the Texas Gulf coast,
> leaving a path of destruction from Galveston to the
> Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex in north Texas; however,
> this time the government - local, state, and
> federal, was prepared. Although physical damage to
> properties was extensive, the government response at
> all levels was prompt, orderly, and effective.
> Democratic leaders and other celebrities were quick
> to respond:
> 
> New York Senator Hillary Clinton (D) - While it's
> good to see that the President has learned something
> from his past failures, had I been in office, I
> wouldn't have made those mistakes to begin with. We
> need experienced people in these positions of
> responsibility, and I, as a single term carpetbagger
> NY Senator would have made better choices. Trust me.
> 
> Former Anchorman Dan Rather - It's gratifying to see
> that the recent news coverage of hurricane Katrina
> was effective in forcing all levels of government to
> be better prepared for disasters such as this. In
> the near future, you will probably hear assertions
> by politically motivated individuals in Texas that
> they've been prepared for such an event for years,
> but don't believe them. People make things up, you
> know. 
> 
> Massachusetts Senator John F. Kerry (D) - Had this
> country elected me to that office, as they should
> have, my response would have been bigger and better
> than what's his name's. I would have had to have
> been bigger and better, because my hurricanes, both
> of them would have been bigger and better. I won't
> go into the details of what my plan would have been,
> but when the people elect me to office in 2008, I
> will reveal my plans in detail.
> 
> 9th Grade Educated entertainer Cher - This moron of
> a president obviously was faking us out when he
> pretended he was unprepared during the last storm.
> There's no way that idiot could possibly have
> learned a lesson that quickly. Wanna see my new
> tattoo?
> 
> Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan - I have it
> on good authority that this white slave-trading
> nation has developed secret weather induction
> machines that cause hurricanes and other weather
> events to attack the black population of large
> cities throughout the south, much as they destroyed
> the levees in New Orleans to oppress my people. Our
> superior race will rise above this outrage, overcome
> our overseer oppressors, and seek revenge. Please,
> don't forget to donate on your street corners.
> 
> Former President Bill Clinton - I did not have sex
> with that woman. Oh, you said Rita? I thought you
> were asking about Monica.
> 
> DNC Chairman Howard Dean - Aaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhh,
> no wait, I mean, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
> 
> Herb Parsons
> 
> S/V O'Jure
> 1976 O'Day 25
> Lake Grapevine, N TX
> 
> S/V Reve de Papa
> 1971 Coronado 35
> Lake Pontchartrain, Louisiana Coast
> 
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