[Rhodes22-list] Maryland Incident (Crabie Humor)

[Mary Lou Troy]

Good one Ed!
Give's a whole new meaning to chicken-neckin'.

Mary Lou

At 06:45 PM 9/22/2005 -0400, you wrote:
>This is for Mary Lou:
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>Only people from the Chesapeake will appreciate this.
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>The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an Ocean City man
>answered his door to find two grim-faced Maryland State Troopers.
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>"We're sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information about your wife," said
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>"Tell me! Did you find her" Willy shouted.
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>The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
>good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first"?
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>Fearing the worst, an ashen Willy said, "Give me the bad news first."
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>The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
>your wife's body in the Assawoman Bay near the Rte 90 Bridge."
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>"Oh my God!" exclaimed Willy. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good
>news?"
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>The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 12 huge blue crabs and
>6 good-size blue crabs on her."
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>Stunned, Willy demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
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>The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow"
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