[Rhodes22-list] How to help the airline industry.

[brad haslett]

Rummy,

Bill's wish has come true.

http://www.hootersair.com/

Brad

--- R22RumRunner at aol.com wrote:

> Memo: How to Help the Airline Industry. 
> >  
> >  Replace all female flight attendants with good
> lookin' strippers. What 
> >  the hell? The attendants have gotten old and
> haggard looking. They 
> >  don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
> loss? 
> >
> > The  strippers would double, triple, perhaps
> quadruple the alcohol 
> >  consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in
> the cabin.
> >
> >  Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
> fear of seeing naked 
> >  women. And, of course, every heterosexual
> businessman in this country 
> >  would start flying again hoping to see naked
> women. Hijackings would 
> >  come to a screeching halt and the airline
> industry would see record 
> >  revenue.
> >
> > Why the hell didn't Bush think of  this?
> >
> >  Why do I still have to do everything  myself?
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> >    Bill Clinton
> 
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