[Rhodes22-list] Joke

[Brad Haslett]

Subject: English, Irish, Scotsman

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack
of  underwear.   "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her
husband   demanded.   "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any."   The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
"For the sake  of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some
underwear."      Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the
tee. Her skirt  also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"   She replies, "I
can't afford any on the money you give me."   He reaches into his pocket and
says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20.   Go and buy yourself some
underwear!"   Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes
her skirt over  her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jaysus Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"   She too
explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any. The
Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o  Jaysus 'n
the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."