[Rhodes22-list] Fwd: Retirement

[L. Sailor]

Rummy,
   
  Looks as if you've been drinking the wrong stuff...or does rum come in cans?? ;^)

"> 
> Subject: Retirement
> 
> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock three
> years go, it would now be worth $49.00.
> 
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
> original $1,000.00.
> 
> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
> left.
> 
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
> three years ago, had drunk all the beer, then turned
> in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
> would have had $614.00.
> 
> Based on the above, the best current investment
> advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
> 
> It's called the 401-Keg Plan. 
> 


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