[Rhodes22-list] Joke -- CHENEY SAYS SHOOTING OF FELLOW HUNTERWASBASED ON FAULTY INTELLIGENCE

[sugargroveumc at bright.net]

Hey David, 
What church do you serve? I am the pastor of Sugar Grove United Methodist Church in Ada, Ohio.

I thought I was the only clergy person on the list.
Peace,
Alan
> 
> From: "Rev. David Canan" <rector at trinityambler.com>
> Date: Wed Feb 15, 3:38 PM
> To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke -- CHENEY SAYS SHOOTING OF FELLOW HUNTER
> 	WASBASED ON FAULTY INTELLIGENCE
> 
> Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke -- CHENEY SAYS SHOOTING OF FELLOW HUNTER WASBASED ON FAULTY INTELLIGENCEtee hee
>   ----- Original Message ----- 
>   From: Peter Thorn 
>   To: The Rhodes 22 mail list 
>   Sent: Monday, February 13, 2006 1:02 PM
>   Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke -- CHENEY SAYS SHOOTING OF FELLOW HUNTER WASBASED ON FAULTY INTELLIGENCE
> 
> 
>   Bill, 
> 
>   Lighten up on Cheney -- he only shot a lawyer. 
> 
>   PT 
> 
>   ----- Original Message ----- 
>   From: "Bill Effros" <bill at effros.com> 
>   To: "R22 List" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org> 
>   Sent: Monday, February 13, 2006 12:33 PM 
>   Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Joke -- CHENEY SAYS SHOOTING OF FELLOW HUNTER WAS 
>   BASED ON FAULTY INTELLIGENCE 
> 
> 
> 
>   > *Breaking News 
>   > * 
>   > 
>   > 
>   > *CHENEY SAYS SHOOTING OF FELLOW HUNTER WAS BASED ON FAULTY INTELLIGENCE 
>   > * 
>   > *Believed Shooting Victim Was Zawahiri, Veep Says 
>   > *Vice President Dick Cheney revealed today that he shot a fellow hunter 
>   > while on a quail hunting trip over the weekend because he believed the 
>   > man was the fugitive terror mastermind Ayman al-Zawahiri. 
>   > 
>   > Mr. Cheney acknowledged that the man he sprayed with pellets on Saturday 
>   > was not al-Zawahiri but rather Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old 
>   > millionaire lawyer from Austin, blaming the mix-up on "faulty 
>   > intelligence." 
>   > 
>   > "I believed I had credible intelligence that al-Zawahiri had infiltrated 
>   > my hunting party in disguise with the intent of spraying me with 
>   > pellets," Mr. Cheney told reporters.  "Only after I shot Harry in the 
>   > face and he shouted 'Cheney, you bastard' did I realize that this 
>   > intelligence was faulty." 
>   > 
>   > Moments after Mr. Cheney's assault on Mr. Whittington, Mr. al-Zawahiri 
>   > appeared in a new videotape broadcast on al-Jazeera to announce that he 
>   > was uninjured in the vice president's attack because, in his words, "I 
>   > was in Pakistan." 
>   > 
>   > An aide to the vice president said he believed that the American people 
>   > would believe Mr. Cheney's version of events, but added, "If he was 
>   > going to shoot any of his cronies right now it's a shame it wasn't Jack 
>   > Abramoff." 
>   > 
>   > At the White House, President George W. Bush defended his vice 
>   > president's shooting of a fellow hunter, saying that the attack sent "a 
>   > strong message to terrorists everywhere." 
>   > 
>   > "The message is, if Dick Cheney is willing to shoot an innocent American 
>   > citizen at point-blank range, imagine what he'll do to you," Mr. Bush 
>   said. 
>   > 
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>   > 
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