[Rhodes22-list] jokes

[Michael Meltzer]

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that
she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew about it.

 

Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had
slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best
friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed
that he was still there


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A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him
around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She
finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I
hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much
like my late son."

 

He answered, "That's okay."

 

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the
store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout,
and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye,
Mother." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him. Pleased that he
had

brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his
groceries.

 

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. 

 

"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."

 

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things,
too."

 


 

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