[Rhodes22-list] Police arrest naked man after he flails car with astolen pigeon

[Chris Geankoplis]

Gee Bill, what do you think the guy's real name was?  I have my suspicions.

Chris G
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Bill Effros" <bill at effros.com>
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Sent: Tuesday, July 18, 2006 11:27 AM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Police arrest naked man after he flails car with
astolen pigeon


> *Police arrest naked man after he flails car with a stolen pigeon
>
> *By AARON APPLEGATE, The Virginian-Pilot
> © July 18, 2006
> Last updated: 11:43 PM
>
> SUFFOLK - A naked man clutching a pigeon was arrested over the weekend
> after beating the bird against a car.
>
> Two Whaleyville residents had just pulled into their driveway Friday
> night when Juan Lopez, 30, of Kellam Road in Virginia Beach came up and
> repeatedly pounded the pigeon on the car, police said. The people got
> out of the car and went to a neighbor's house, where they called the
police.
>
> After a short chase, police caught Lopez in nearby woods.
>
> "I'm not sure whether he's mentally disturbed or under the influence of
> narcotics, but he was obviously having some sort of issue that night,"
> said Lt. Debbie George, Suffolk Police Department spokeswoman.
>
> Police discovered that Lopez had destroyed two of the homeowners' bird
> cages, freeing 15 small chickens and four pigeons. He killed four birds,
> George said.
> Lopez was treated at Sentara Obici Hospital for cuts and scratches. He's
> charged with burglary, destruction of property, and larceny of poultry.
>
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