[Rhodes22-list] Humor (off color) Rummy's email

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You know Rummy has been slack on posting to the list.  Here is the email that
he sent me explaining his problem:
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.A "heads up" for you and any friends you have that may be regular Home
Depot customers.   Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam
while out shopping.   Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.  
Here's how the scam works: 
Two seriously good-looking 21 or 22-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your purchased items in the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.  

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot.  You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one
steals your wallet. 
I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times
just yesterday, and quite possibly again this upcoming weekend.  



Can you imagine?

Ed K

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