[Rhodes22-list] Irish Viagra

[Gregg J. MacMillan]

Some Irish humor...

--Gregg

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Irish Viagra

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help 
in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".

"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop 
it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me 
in a week to let me know how things went".

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly 
inquired as to progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!"

"Really? What happened" asked the doctor?

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the 
effect was almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a 
twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one 
swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and table cloth flying, ripped me 
clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, 
passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell 
you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your 
husband provided wasn't good"?

"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex 
I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be 
able to show me face in Starbucks again"