[Rhodes22-list] sailing and related subjects.

[Michael Meltzer]

Now that's funny

-mjm

> -----Original Message-----
> From: rhodes22-list-bounces at rhodes22.org [mailto:rhodes22-list-
> bounces at rhodes22.org] On Behalf Of brad haslett
> Sent: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 7:49 AM
> To: The Rhodes 22 mail list
> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] sailing and related subjects.
> 
> In that spirit, here goes.  Brad
> 
> --------------You might be a sailing bum if:
> 
>  -- you think a Rhodes Scholar is someone who knows
> all about a famous boat designer...
>  -- any of your wedding gifts came from West Marine...
> 
>  -- you think girls look "hot" in wet weather gear...
>  -- your doctor reports your injuries to Abuse
> Authorities...
>  -- you think rum is the official state drink..
>  -- your best shoes are Topsiders...
>  -- your car's hood ornament is the top off of a
> sailing trophy...
>  -- your idol is Jimmy Buffet...
>  -- your halyards are brand new, but your belt has two
> splices...
>  -- you read Latitude 38 under the covers with a
> flashlight...
>  -- your underwear has a North Sails logo...
>  -- your bar tab equals your paycheck...
>  -- you have a beer can crusher mounted on your
> mast...
>  -- you use a marlin spike to break sunburn
> blisters...
>  -- you have at least one broken boat part in your car
> at all times...
>  -- you have a Mount Gay poster in your living room...
> 
>  -- you've ever traded a Dramamine for a beer...
>  -- you have a Jell-O mold in the shape of a J/22...
>  -- your vacation plans center around championship
> regattas...
>  -- you have to dress up to go to Wal-Mart..
>  -- you think of duct tape as a long term investment..
> 
>  -- you've been involved in a fight over the last
> chocolate chip cookie...
>  -- you wear a sailing cap to church..
>  -- people are afraid to touch your foul weather
> gear...
>  -- you think matching wet weather boots are an
> acceptable wedding gift...
>  -- you've ever written your resume on a bar napkin...
> 
>  -- your wind instruments cost $2,000, and you have a
> bucket for a head...
>  -- the local boat yard's phone number is number one
> on your speed dialer...
>  -- you'll marry a girl just to keep a good fore deck
> person...
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> --- john Belanger <jhnblngr at yahoo.com> wrote:
> 
> > ok! i started this new thread to get us back on
> > track. i'm not trying to make light of the subjects
> > being discussed, and i know this war is serious.  i
> > really do wish we had an equitable, fair, and
> > permanent solution. but i think we should limit
> > ourselves to the core values of this group. we don't
> > need to build up hard feelings between members.
> > thanks john b
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