[Rhodes22-list] 6 pack method - Joke

[brad haslett]

Bill,

I thought everyone who grew up in the 60's and 70's
were experts on drugs and sex.  Here are some
variations that are coming soon.  

Brad

------------
 With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a
whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the
performance of men in today's society...

    DIRECTRA -- a dose of this drug given to men
before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them
to stop and ask directions when they got lost,
compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

    PROJECTRA -- Men given this experimental new drug
were far more likely to actually finish a household
repair project before starting a new one.

    CHILDAGRA -- Men taking this drug reported a
sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care
tasks -- especially cleaning up spills and "little"
accidents.

    COMPLIMENTRA -- In clinical trials, 82 percent of
middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that
their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being
tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new
clothing.

    BUYAGRA -- Married and otherwise attached men
reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive
jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two
days. Still to be ascertained: Whether the drug can be
continued for a period longer than your favorite
store's return limit.

    NEGA-VIAGRA -- Has the exact opposite effect of
Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on former
U.S. presidents.

    NEGA-SPORTAGRA -- This drug had the strange effect
of making men want to turn off televised sports and
actually converse with other family members.

    FLATULAGRA -- This complex drug converts men's
noxious intestinal gases back into food solids.
Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car
rides.

    FLYAGRA -- This drug has been showing great
promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly
Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

    PRYAGRA -- About to fail its clinical trial, this
drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge
to dig into the personal affairs of other people.
Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects
into "special prosecutors."

    LIAGRA -- This drug causes men to be less than
truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs.
Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and
Presidential Strength versions.




--- Bill Effros <bill at effros.com> wrote:

> Why do you know this?
> 
> Bill Effros
> 
> brad haslett wrote:
> > Forgive me if I cut Stan out of some profit. but,
> if
> > he reccomends Viagra to raise your mast you can
> save
> > some money by using the generic version.  Ask for
> it
> > by name:  Mycoxaphylin.
> >
> > Brad 
> >
> > --- john Belanger <jhnblngr at yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >   
> >> viagra holds up for at least 36 hours. stan?
> >>
> >> "Arthur H. Czerwonky" <czerwonky at earthlink.net>
> >> wrote:  Would you recommend Stan's crane over
> >> Viagra?
> >>
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >>     
> >>> From: Ralph Zeto 
> >>> Sent: Jun 6, 2006 12:10 PM
> >>> To: The Rhodes 22 mail list 
> >>> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] 6 pack method
> >>>
> >>> Tom,
> >>>
> >>> Have a '93, and am 73 yrs young and spring up
> and
> >>>       
> >> fall down my mast with Stans crane alone, and on
> the
> >> wet and the dry!
> >>     
> >>> ralf
> >>> s/v Seduction
> >>> ----- Original Message ----- 
> >>> From: Tatflies at cs.com 
> >>> To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org 
> >>> Sent: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 11:00 AM
> >>> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] 6 pack method
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> I plan to set up the mast this week in my back
> >>>       
> >> yard (with helpers and plenty 
> >>     
> >>> of beer) to see it and understand the procdure
> you
> >>>       
> >> descibed. Does the mast 
> >>     
> >>> crane allow one person raising and lowering?
> >>>
> >>> Thanks,
> >>> Tom
> >>>
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