[Rhodes22-list] Joke

[Bill Effros]

funny.

Bill Effros

Michael Meltzer wrote:
> An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
> tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
> time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern
> where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says,
> "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there
> again and we can do it for old time's sake. "Oooooooh, Henry, you old devil,
> that sounds like a good idea," she answers. 
>
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>
> There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
> having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-
> timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's
> not any trouble." So he follows them. 
>
>  
>
> They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
> walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their
> way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and
> the Old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the
> fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
> that the watching policeman has ever seen. 
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>  
>
> They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about
> forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for
> dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. 
>
>  
>
> Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed.
> He thinks he's learned something about life that he didn't know. 
>
>  
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> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
> struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still
> watching thinks, "that was truly amazing - that old man was going like a
> train- I've got To ask him what his secret is." 
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>  
>
> As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else. You had sex
> for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic
> life together. Is there some sort of secret?" 
>
>  
>
> The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
>
>
>   
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: rhodes22-list-bounces at rhodes22.org [mailto:rhodes22-list-
>> bounces at rhodes22.org] On Behalf Of brad haslett
>> Sent: Wednesday, June 21, 2006 12:45 PM
>> To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
>> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Joke
>>
>> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her
>> eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and
>> kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call
>> on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting
>> room. She invited him to have a seat while she
>> prepared tea.
>>
>> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young
>> minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of
>> it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water
>> floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
>> with tea and  scones, they began to chat.
>>
>> The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the
>> bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got
>> the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss
>> Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me
>> about this?" pointing to the bowl.
>>
>> "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was
>> walking through the Park a few months ago and I found
>> this little package on the ground. The directions said
>> to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
>> would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I
>> haven't had the flu all winter?"
>>
>>
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