[Rhodes22-list] Hell explained.

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HELL  EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT 

The following is an actual question given  on a
University of Washington chemistry mid-term. 

The answer by one  student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via  the Internet, which is, of course, 
why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it  as well : 

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat)  or
endothermic (absorbs heat)? 

Most of the students wrote proofs of  their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it  is 
compressed) or some variant.  
One  student, however, wrote the following: 

First, we need to know how the  mass of Hell is
changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which  souls are moving into 
Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that  we can safely 
assume that once a soul gets to  Hell, it will not leave.  Therefore, no souls are
leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell,  let's look at the 
different religions that exist in  the world today. Most  of these religions state 
that if you are not a member of their religion, you  will go to Hell. Since there 
is more than one of these religions and since  people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls  go to Hell.  
With birth  and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in 
Hell to  increase exponentially.  
Now, we  look at the rate of change of the volume in
Hell because Boyle's Law   states that in order for the temperature and 
pressure in Hell to stay the same,  the volume of Hell has to expand 
proportionately as souls are added.  

This gives two possibilities: 

1. If Hell is expanding at a  slower rate than the rate
at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and  pressure in Hell will 
increase until all Hell breaks loose.  
2. If Hell  is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the  temperature and pressure will drop until 
Hell freezes over.  
So which  is it? 

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my  Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep 
with you," and  take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, 
then number  two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and 
has already  frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell
has frozen over,  it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is 
therefore,  extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of 
a  divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my  
God." 

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" 
 
 
 
 
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