[Rhodes22-list] jokes

[Michel Meltzer]

Not a very good one, but I got 3 email from people wondering why they
are off the list :-) They never seen a quite period or thought the list
might be talked out :-)

-mjm



Blonde's Year in Review 

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
 
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels..."duh"... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
 
March - Got excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said
"2-4 years!" 
 
April - Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!! 
 
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... 8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!! 
 
June - Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope. 
 
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! 
 
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm... car swamped, because top
was down. 
 
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??? 
 
October - Hate M & M's... they are so hard to peel. 
 
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!! 
 
December - Couldn't call 911... "duh"... there's no "eleven" button on
the phone!!!