[Rhodes22-list] Jokes, Open minds only

[Robert Dobson]

  A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry  son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny----------"I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer---------" You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny----------"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" 

Kenny----------"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

Farmer---------"Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny----------"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

     
 Mexican Earthquake

      A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has
      hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are
      injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't
      know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the
      world is in shock. Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army
      control the riots. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American
      countries are sending supplies. The European community (except
      France) is sending food and money. The United States, not to be
      outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans. God Bless
      America 
		
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