[Rhodes22-list] Boobie Bubble Toes...another for Mark et al..

[L. Sailor]

More fun in the AM....

elle


> Subject: Boobie Bubble Toes
> 
> 
> MY NEW NAME IS IN THE  SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL
> YOU FIND OUT WHAT
> YOUR
>  
>         
> NEW NAME  IS??
> 
> We all need  a little stress-reliever! This only
> takes a minute.
> 
> Please don't  be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to
> everyone you know
> including  the person that sent it to you.
> 
> Sometimes  when you have a stressful day or week,
> you need some
> silliness  to break up the  day. If we are honest,
> we have a lot more
> stressful days  than not.
> 
> Here is your  dose of humor...
> 
> A. Follow  the instructions to find your new name.
> 
> B. Once you  have your new name, put it in the
> subject box and forward
> it  to friends and  family and co-workers.
> 
> Don't forget  to forward it back to the person who
> sent it to you, so
> they know you  participated. And don't go all adult
> - a senior manager
> is  now known far  and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
> 
> The  following is excerpted from a children's book,
> Captain Underpants
> And the Perilous  Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
> Pilkey, in which
> the  evil Professor  forces everyone to assume new
> names...So:-
> 
> 1. Use the  third letter of your first name to
> determine your New  first
> name:
> 
> a =  snickle
> b =  doombah
> c =  goober
> d =  cheesey
> e =  crusty
> f =  greasy
> g =  dumbo
> h =  farcus
> i =  dorky
> j =  doofus
> k =  funky
> l =  boobie
> m =  sleezy
> n =  sloopy
> o =  fluffy
> p =  stinky
> q =  slimy
> r =  dorfus
> s =  snooty
> t =  tootsie
> u =  dipsy
> v =  sneezy
> w =  liver
> x =  skippy
> y = dink  y
> z =  zippy
> 
> 2. Use the  second letter of your last name to
> determine the first half
> of your new  last name:
> 
> a =  dippin
> b =  feather
> c =  batty
> d =  burger
> e =  chicken
> f =  barffy
> g =  lizard
> h =  waffle
> i =  farkle
> j =  monkey
> k =  flippin
> l =  fricken
> m =  bubble
> n =  rhino
> o =  potty
> p =  hamster
> q =  buckle
> r =  gizzard
> s =  lickin
> t =  snickle
> u =  chuckle
> v =  pickle
> w =  hubble
> x =  dingle
> y =  gorilla
> z =  girdle
> 
> 
> 3. Use the  third letter of your last name to
> determine the second half
> of your new  last name:
> 
> a =  butt
> b =  boob
> c =  face
> d =  nose
> e =  hump
> f =  breath
> g = pan  ts
> h =  shorts
> i =  lips
> j =  honker
> k =  head
> l =  tush
> m =  chunks
> n =  dunkin
> o =  brains
> p =  biscuits
> q =  toes
> r =  doodle
> s =  fanny
> t =  sniffer
> u =  sprinkles
> v =  frack
> w =  squirt
> x =  humperdinck
> y =  hiney
> z =  juice
> 
> Thus, for  example, George W. Bush's new name is:
> Fluffy  Chucklefanny.
> 
> Now when you  SEND THIS ON...use your new name as
> the subject.
> 
> And remember  that children laugh an average of 146
> times a day; adults
> laugh an average  of 4 times a day. Put more
> laughter in your day!!!
> 
> 
> 

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