[Rhodes22-list] Dorky Lickin-Sniffer...another for Mark et al..

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Philip ;' P

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From: "L. Sailor" <watermusic38 at yahoo.com> 

> More fun in the AM.... 
> 
> elle 
> 
> 
> > Subject: Boobie Bubble Toes 
> > 
> > 
> > MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL 
> > YOU FIND OUT WHAT 
> > YOUR 
> > 
> > 
> > NEW NAME IS?? 
> > 
> > We all need a little stress-reliever! This only 
> > takes a minute. 
> > 
> > Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to 
> > everyone you know 
> > including the person that sent it to you. 
> > 
> > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, 
> > you need some 
> > silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, 
> > we have a lot more 
> > stressful days than not. 
> > 
> > Here is your dose of humor... 
> > 
> > A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. 
> > 
> > B. Once you have your new name, put it in the 
> > subject box and forward 
> > it to friends and family and co-workers. 
> > 
> > Don't forget to forward it back to the person who 
> > sent it to you, so 
> > they know you participated. And don't go all adult 
> > - a senior manager 
> > is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! 
> > 
> > The following is excerpted from a children's book, 
> > Captain Underpants 
> > And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave 
> > Pilkey, in which 
> > the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new 
> > names...So:- 
> > 
> > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to 
> > determine your New first 
> > name: 
> > 
> > a = snickle 
> > b = doombah 
> > c = goober 
> > d = cheesey 
> > e = crusty 
> > f = greasy 
> > g = dumbo 
> > h = farcus 
> > i = dorky 
> > j = doofus 
> > k = funky 
> > l = boobie 
> > m = sleezy 
> > n = sloopy 
> > o = fluffy 
> > p = stinky 
> > q = slimy 
> > r = dorfus 
> > s = snooty 
> > t = tootsie 
> > u = dipsy 
> > v = sneezy 
> > w = liver 
> > x = skippy 
> > y = dink y 
> > z = zippy 
> > 
> > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to 
> > determine the first half 
> > of your new last name: 
> > 
> > a = dippin 
> > b = feather 
> > c = batty 
> > d = burger 
> > e = chicken 
> > f = barffy 
> > g = lizard 
> > h = waffle 
> > i = farkle 
> > j = monkey 
> > k = flippin 
> > l = fricken 
> > m = bubble 
> > n = rhino 
> > o = potty 
> > p = hamster 
> > q = buckle 
> > r = gizzard 
> > s = lickin 
> > t = snickle 
> > u = chuckle 
> > v = pickle 
> > w = hubble 
> > x = dingle 
> > y = gorilla 
> > z = girdle 
> > 
> > 
> > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to 
> > determine the second half 
> > of your new last name: 
> > 
> > a = butt 
> > b = boob 
> > c = face 
> > d = nose 
> > e = hump 
> > f = breath 
> > g = pan ts 
> > h = shorts 
> > i = lips 
> > j = honker 
> > k = head 
> > l = tush 
> > m = chunks 
> > n = dunkin 
> > o = brains 
> > p = biscuits 
> > q = toes 
> > r = doodle 
> > s = fanny 
> > t = sniffer 
> > u = sprinkles 
> > v = frack 
> > w = squirt 
> > x = humperdinck 
> > y = hiney 
> > z = juice 
> > 
> > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: 
> > Fluffy Chucklefanny. 
> > 
> > Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as 
> > the subject. 
> > 
> > And remember that children laugh an average of 146 
> > times a day; adults 
> > laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more 
> > laughter in your day!!! 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> 
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