[Rhodes22-list] Science and politics
R22RumRunner at aol.com
R22RumRunner at aol.com
Wed Oct 11 17:29:36 EDT 2006
Subject: New Element on Periodic Table
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest
element yet known to science.
The new element has been named "Bushcronium."
Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and
224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Bushcronium is "W".
Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly
interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy
neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass".
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that
radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since
it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.
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