[Rhodes22-list] Colonoscopies

[Joseph Hadzima]

oh no!  someone forgot to prepend the word "JOKE:" to the
subject line :-)

These are good ... hope to see more!


--- 3drecon at comcast.net wrote:

> Anyone Over 50?
> 
> Colonoscopies
> 
> Colonoscopies are no joke, but a physician claimed that
> the following are
> actual comments made by his male patients while he was
> performing their
> exams:
> 
> 1. Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man
> has gone before!
> 
> 2. Find Amelia Earhart yet?
> 
> 3. Can you hear me NOW?
> 
> 4. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
> 
> 5. You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.
> 
> 6. Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?
> 
> 7. You put your left hand in, you take your left hand
> out...
> 
> 8. Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!
> 
> 9. If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
> 
> 10. Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.
> 
> 11. You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?
> 
> 12. God, now I know why I am not gay.
> 
> 13. Could you write a note for my wife saying that my
> head is not up there?
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HADZ.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; 
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt 
the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends 
on the unreasonable man. 
    --George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) 
"Maxims for Revolutionists" Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)


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