[Rhodes22-list] Political humor. (Really)

[Brad Haslett]

Rummy,

Most excellent, that was funny  We were in Oakland a couple of years ago
with an inoperative APU so we had to use a huffer cart to start the engines
(mother of all air compressors).  I looked out the window at the unit and
this one had a name as well as an inventory number - MONICA!

Brad

On 9/2/06, R22RumRunner at aol.com <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:
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> >>>>> Students were assigned to read 2 books,  "Titanic" & "My Life" by
> >>>>> Bill
> >>>  Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report,
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> >>> the proposition that they were nearly  identical stories!
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> >>>>> His cool  professor gave him an A+ for this  report.
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> >>>>> Titanic:.....  $29.99
> >>>>> Clinton:.....  $29.99
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> >>>>> Titanic:..... Over 3  hours to read
> >>>>> Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to  read
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> >>>>> Titanic:..... The story of  Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
> >>> subsequent  catastrophe.
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> >>>>> Clinton:..... The  story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
> >>>>>  and
> >>> subsequent  catastrophe.
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> >>>>> Titanic:..... Jack  is a starving artist.
> >>>>> Clinton:..... Bill is a bullsh*t  artist.
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> >>>>> Titanic:..... In one  scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> >>>>> Clinton:..... Ditto for  Bill.
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> >>>>> Titanic:..... During the  ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
> >>>>> Clinton:..... Ditto  for Monica.
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> >>>>> Titanic:..... Jack  teaches Rose to spit.
> >>>>> Clinton:..... Let's not go  there.
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> >>>>> Titanic:..... Rose gets  to keep her jewelry.
> >>>>> Clinton:.... Monica' s forced to  return her gifts.
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> >>>>> Titanic:.....  Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
> >>>>>  Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember  Jack.
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> >>>>> Titanic:..... Rose goes  down on a vessel full of seamen.
> >>>>> Clinton:.....  Monica...ooh, let's not go there,  either.
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> >>>>>  Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> >>>>>  Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same  thing.
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