[Rhodes22-list] A little levity

[Bill Effros]

very good.

Bill Effros

L. Sailor wrote:
> Thought someone out there might enjoy this.....
>
> elle
>
> Terror Alerts:
>
> The British are feeling the pinch in relation to
> recent bombings and have 
> raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
> Soon, though, 
> security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"
> or even "A Little Bit 
> Cross." Londoners have not been "A Little Bit Cross"
> since the Blitz in 
> 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists
> have been re-categorized 
> from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time
> the British issued a 
> "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great
> fire of 1666.
>
> Also, the French Government announced yesterday that
> it has raised its
> terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." (The only two
> higher levels in
> France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate.") This rise
> was precipitated by
> a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag
> factory, effectively
> paralyzing the country's military capability.
>
> It's not only the English and French that are on a
> heightened level of 
> alert. Italy has increased its alert level from "Shout
> Loudly and Excitedly" 
> to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels
> remain: "Ineffective 
> Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
>
> The Germans also increased their alert state from
> "Disdainful Arrogance"
> to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They
> also have two higher
> levels: "Invade Poland" and "Lose."
>
> Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday, as
> usual, and the only
> threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of
> Brussels.
>
>
>
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