[Rhodes22-list] Political humor.
Herb Parsons
hparsons at parsonsys.com
Mon Sep 25 16:12:51 EDT 2006
I'd have to add, no need to scrub up either, they're already full of BS.
Herb Parsons
S/V O'Jure
1976 O'Day 25
Lake Grapevine, N TX
S/V Reve de Papa
1971 Coronado 35
Lake Pontchartrain, Louisiana Coast
>>> R22RumRunner at aol.com 9/25/2006 12:50:51 pm >>>
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients
to
> operate on.
>
> The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my
> operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
> numbered."
>
> The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians!
>
> Everything inside them is color coded."
>
> The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are
the
> best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
>
> The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in, "You know, I like
> construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
> parts left over."
>
> But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
> observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
>
> There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
> and the ass are interchangeable.
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