[Rhodes22-list] Ed Roast!

[Bud]

Slim,
   you are going to need to add more special characters to your keyboard
if you are going to try and be as crude and vulgar as John Valby.

-Bud

Slim wrote:

>It's like this, folks.  You see, I am the Don Imus of the Rhodes list.  No,
>maybe the Howard Stern or the Don Rickles.  None of those guys plays the
>piano.  Maybe the Tom Lehrer--but he's not vulgar enough.  I guess I'm the
>John Valby of the Rhodes list...
>Slim 
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>On 4/16/07 11:07 AM, "Slim" <StevenAlm at comcast.net> wrote:
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>>My, my, my, we've been a chatty lot over the weekend!  Just getting caught
>>up after being out of touch for a few days in Kansas City.  I blew off the
>>threads about toilets and batteries.   Hmmmmmm, where to start?  I guess
>>I'll start with Ed.
>>
>>Roasting Ed:  Look people, I'm a professional.  This is what I do.  If we
>>were all in the same room together and I had a piano to help me, Ed would be
>>toast, for sure!  Easy target.
>>
>>"You were not around in previous discussions with Slim about the vulgar
>>style
>>of his entertainment."
>>
>>Ed, You haven't a clew how vulgar I can be.  For chrissake Ed, Roasting you
>>would be like taking candy from a baby.
>>
>>"Slim seems unwilling to put forth the work and effort
>>to make a positive impact on America."
>>
>>What the      do I care about my impact on America?  I'm strictly in it for
>>the free drinks and the chicks!
>>
>>"We accept him for his good
>>qualities not his trivial."
>>
>>At least I'm accepted, unlike you, Ed (I guess you haven't noticed) nobody
>>gives a shit what you think.
>>
>>Slim
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>>On 4/13/07 6:40 PM, "Rory Orkin" <roryorkin at earthlink.net> wrote:
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>>>Patience please. I am sure that in due course I will be furnished with
>>>suitable provocation.
>>>Those however who feel sufficiently motivated to participate in said "Ed
>>>Roast" please feel free.
>>>
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>>>R22RumRunner wrote:
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>>>>Rory,
>>>>         man. Give him a broadside and let him know where you are coming
>>>>from.
>>>> 
>>>>Rummy
>>>>
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