[Rhodes22-list] Stairway to Heaven

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From: Bill Effros <bill at effros.com> 

> So this guy dies and goes to heaven. He steps up to the desk and St. 
> Peter checks his name on the list and tells him that everything looks 
> OK, but in order to get into heaven he has to spell a word. 
> 
> Spell a word? the guy asks. Really? 
> 
> Yup, answers SP. Those are God's rules, not mine. 
> 
> Ok, the guy answers. What's the word? 
> 
> Love, SP says. 
> 
> You're kidding, right? 
> 
> Nope. Love's the word. 
> 
> OK ... L O V E 
> 
> That's it, says SP. You're in. 
> 
> Just then the phone rings. Oops, says St. Peter, that's God. He wants 
> to see me. Woud you mind watching the desk for me? You know the routine. 
> 
> The guy says OK, that seems simple enough, and he sits down to wait. A 
> few minutes later who shows up but his wife. He's surprised, but she 
> explains that she was in a car accident with her secret lover. 
> 
> The guy checks the list and there she is! He says, everything looks OK, 
> but to get into heaven you need to spell a word. There is the usual 
> "really?" and stuff and she says, OK, what's the word. 
> 
> The guy smiles and answers, "Czechoslovakia." 
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