[Rhodes22-list] Test..from elle

[Thena Carville]

Elle....loved it.....sent it on to all on my list....thanks
Thena

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From: "elle" <watermusic38 at yahoo.com>
To: <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
Sent: Sunday, February 04, 2007 7:43 PM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Test..from elle


> Test for Smart People...I have determined that you
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> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
> will tell you whether you are qualified to be a
> professional. Scroll down for each answer. The
> questions are NOT that difficult.  But don't scroll
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> 1.  How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator ?
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> whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
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> 2.  How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
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> Correct Answer:  Open the refrigerator, take out the
> giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.  This
> tests your ability to think through the repercussions
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> 3.  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
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> Correct Answer:  The Elephant.  The elephant is in the
> refrigerator.   You just put him in there.  This tests
> your memory.
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> Okay, even if you did not answer the first three
> questions correctly, you still have one more chance to
> show your true abilities.
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> 4.  There is a river you must cross but it is used by
> crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.  How do you
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> Correct Answer:  You jump into the river and swim
> across. Have you not been listening?  All the
> crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.  This
> tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%
> of the professionals they tested got all questions
> wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct
> answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
> disproves the theory that most professionals have the
> brains of a four-year-old.
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> Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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> PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make
> you feel good.
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