[Rhodes22-list] Blonde Joke

[Hank]

Blind man wanders into a biker bar by mistake.  He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink.  After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, mister.  Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah...not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."