[Rhodes22-list] Chinglish

[Brad Haslett]

I was catching up on my WSJ reading and stumbled across this gem.  I'll
reprint the whole article and the link because you get a slide show with the
link - not sure it will work without a subscription though.  Beijing is
going all out to present the best "face" in 2008.  I welcome the new toilets
but will miss the comedic relief from the English signs. Brad

http://online.wsj.com/article_email/article_print/SB117063961235897853-lMyQjAxMDE3NzAwNTYwMzU5Wj.html




 Tired of Laughter,
Beijing Gets Rid
Of Bad Translations Many Expats Regret Loss
Of Wacky English in Signs;
'Slippery Are Very Crafty'
By *MEI FONG*
February 5, 2007; Page A1


BEIJING -- For years, foreigners in China have delighted in the loopy
English translations that appear on the nation's signs. They range from the
offensive ("Deformed Man," outside toilets for the handicapped) to the
sublime (on park lawns, "Show Mercy to the Slender Grass").
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Last week, Beijing city officials unveiled a plan to stop the laughter. With
hordes of foreign visitors expected in town for the 2008 Summer Olympics,
Beijing wants to cleanse its signs of translation nonsense. For the next
eight months, 10 teams of linguistic monitors will patrol the city's parks,
museums, subway stations and other public places searching for gaffes to
fix.

Already, fans of the genre are mourning the end of an era, and some Web
sites dedicated to it have seen traffic spike. The bewildering signs were
"one of the great things we want to show people visiting us," says
financial-services consultant Josh Kurtzig, a Washington native who lives in
Beijing. Correcting them is "really taking away one of the joys of China."

Stuck in Beijing traffic recently, Mr. Kurtzig noticed workers replacing one
of the classics: "Dongda Hospital for Anus and Intestine Disease Beijing."
The new sign: "Hospital of Proctology." He grabbed his BlackBerry and
emailed the news to friends around the globe. Their reactions, he says, were
swift, and mostly unfavorable. "Nooooooooooo," read an email from one
friend.

Not many locals share this sense of loss. "We cannot leave [these signs] up
just for the amusement of foreigners," says Olive Wang, marketing manager
for a major sportswear company.

Many in China regard the Olympics as the nation's coming-out party -- a
milestone in its ascent as a global power. Anticipation of the Games is
fueling a surge of national pride, and has sparked campaigns to make people
smile more and embrace better etiquette.

The sign initiative is the latest part of a campaign to improve English
translations in public, including on restaurant menus. The group behind the
effort, called the Beijing Speaks Foreign Languages Program, is headed by
Chen Lin, an elderly language professor who acts as its language police
chief.
[image: [Chen Lin]]

"We want everything to be correct. Grammar, words, culture, everything,"
says Prof. Chen, whose formal English enunciation would befit a
Shakespearean actor. "Beijing will have thousands of visitors coming," he
says as he flips through pictures of poorly translated signs on his
dictionary-covered desk. "We don't want anyone laughing at us."

The sign police will conduct spot checks "to see if the signs are right,"
says Beijing Vice Mayor Ji Lin.

China hardly has a monopoly on poor translation. In the U.S., the popularity
of Chinese-language tattoos during the past decade has left lots of hipster
skin marked with nonsensical character combinations.

In anticipation of the Games, Prof. Chen set up his group in 2002 with
backing from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. The group's efforts, he says,
will pick up over the next 1½ years and will likely involve thousands of
city employees and volunteers.

Already, the city has replaced 6,300 road signs that carried bewildering
admonitions such as: "To take notice of safe: The slippery are very crafty."
(Translation: Be careful, slippery.) Replacing signs will cost the city a
substantial amount of money, although it isn't clear how much. Some of the
faulty ones, Prof. Chen notes, are decades old and are carved in marble.

The son of a government official and a teacher, Prof. Chen got hooked on
English in high school by reading simplified versions of Shakespeare. His
interest made him a target during the decadelong Cultural Revolution that
began in 1966, when associations with the West were a liability. He was sent
off to do hard labor in the countryside.

In 1978, as China began embracing a policy of economic reform and openness,
Prof. Chen hosted the country's first television program teaching English.
He became a minor celebrity. "Everywhere I went, even in winter, I had to
wear sunglasses," he recalls.

Through the 1980s and 1990s, the popularity of the English language grew
faster than the nation's proficiency in it. English words were used on
billboards and on clothing to denote exoticism and sophistication -- but the
words often made no sense. Prof. Chen says that municipal departments
sometimes would leave it to employees with only rudimentary English skills
and a dictionary to handle translations of public signs. At some of
Beijing's most famous historic attractions, tourists were left puzzling over
incomprehensible signs.

Prof. Chen's Beijing Speaks committee set up a Web site to solicit volunteer
translators, part of a parallel effort to provide standardized translations
for Chinese menus. In a little over two months, it drew more than 7,000
responses. "People really want to get involved," he says.

These days, Prof. Chen regularly cruises the city looking for faulty signs,
often in the company of David Tool, a retired U.S. Army colonel and longtime
resident of China. Sometimes, a Beijing television crew accompanies them,
documenting the results. (Two programs on the topic have already aired.)

Some of the many Westerners living in Beijing view the disappearance of
China's lost-in-translation signs as part of a broader modernization drive
that is causing Beijing to lose some of its character. Other foreigners
lament the loss of a source of amusement.

Tourists and expatriates have been posting photographs of what has come to
be known as "Chinglish" on Internet sites such as chinglish.de. Beijing's
sign-improvement efforts appear to be boosting contributions and visitors to
the sites.

In recent months, for example, the number of daily visitors to the Chinglish
page of software engineer Everett Griffith's Web site, pocopico.com -- it
includes a photo of a restroom sign that reads "Genitl Emen" -- has jumped
by 25% to 500, he says.

Some foreigners question whether Beijing authorities should devote such
effort to changing signs, given other pre-Olympic concerns such as traffic
and pollution woes.

Says longtime resident Jeremy Goldkorn, a South African: "Frankly, I prefer
clean toilets to correct English."

*Write to *Mei Fong at mei.fong at wsj.com2