[Rhodes22-list] (Humor) I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS....

[Joseph Hadzima]

Thank you Rummy for sharing another story from your
memouirs!

--- R22RumRunner at aol.com wrote:
>   
> >   I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY  KIDS....
> >
> >
> >   A guy goes to the supermarket and  notices a
> beautiful blond woman
> >   wave at him and say  hello.
> >   He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where
>  he knows her
> >   from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which  she
> replies, " I think 
> you're
> >   the father of one of my kids."  Now his mind travels
> back to the only 
> >   time he has ever been  unfaithful to his wife and
> says, "My God, are you 
> the
> >    stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to
> on the pool table  
> >   with all my buddies watching, while your partner
> whipped my  butt with 
> wet 
> >   celery???"
> >   She looks into  his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm
> your son's math
> >    teacher."
> 
> 
> 
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HADZ (a.k.a. joe)

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-- Captain Jack Sparrow