[Rhodes22-list] Humor - How to shower!

[elle]

OK, OK...where's the hidden camera???

elle


--- Brad Haslett <flybrad at gmail.com> wrote:

> Greed got the better part of judgement yesterday and
> I took a draft trip,
> MEM-IND-LAX to help the company bail out of the
> weather  NE and the Midwest
> suffered.  It has been a long  day, and night, and
> day, so I'm going to bed.
> I flew the trip as an F/O which was interesting - I
> teach the seat but don't
> actually fly it that much.  Humility Sucks!  Brad.
> 
> -------------------------------
> 
> How To Shower Like a Woman:
> 
> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry
> hamper according to
> Lights and darks.
> 
> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> 
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any
> exposed areas.
> 
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
> mental note to do more
> Sit-ups/leg- lifts, etc.
> 
> Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
> cloth, long loofah, wide
> loofah and pumice stone.
> 
> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
> with 43 added vitamins.
> 
> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> 
> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
> enhanced with real
> Passionfruit.
> 
> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
> 10 minutes until red.
> 
> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
> cake bodywash.
> 
> Rinse conditioner off hair.
> 
> Shave armpits and legs.
> 
> Turn off shower.
> 
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> 
> Spray mold spots with Tilex.
> 
> Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.
> 
> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> 
> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> 
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
> towel on head.
> 
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any
> exposed areas.
> 
> 
> How To Shower Like a Man:
> 
> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the
> bed and leave them in a
> Pile.
> 
> Walk naked to the bathroom.
> 
> If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her
> making the 'woo-woo'
> Sound.
> 
> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> 
> Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
> 
> Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your
> armpits.
> 
> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
> them off.
> 
> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> 
> Spend majority of time washing privates and
> surrounding area.
> 
> Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
> stuck on the soap.
> 
> Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> 
> Pee.
> 
> Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
> 
> Dry off forearms and butt only.
> 
> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
> hanging out of tub the
> Whole time.
> 
> Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> 
> Shake it to watch water fly off.
> 
> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light
> and fan on.
> 
> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> 
> If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at
> her and make the
> 'woo-woo' sound again.
> 
> Throw wet towel on bed.
> 
> If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at
> the truth behind this,
> there is something so very
> Wrong with you.
> 
> Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
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