[Rhodes22-list] Irish humor for Saint Patty's day.

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A little early, but I wanted to get  the first one’s out. 
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Q.          Which Irishman invented a new way of accessing a garden  terrace? 
A.          Paddy O’Doors 
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McQuillan walked into a bar and  ordered martini after martini, each time 
removing 
the olives and placing them into a  jar. When the jar filled with olives and 
all the 
drinks consumed, the Irishman  started to leave. 
“S’cuse me,” said a customer, who  was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. 
“What was that all  about?” 
“Nothing,” said the Irishman, “my  wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.
”  
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