[Rhodes22-list] Political Correctness

[Bill Effros]

Nice response!  Good to see material I haven't seen before.

Bill Effros

Brad Haslett wrote:
> Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
> Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be 
> referred to
> as "HILLBILLIES. "  You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS.
>
> And furthermore .
>
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
>
> 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
>
> 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
> INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. "
>
> 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION."
>
> 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
>
> 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
>
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN 
> STORA GE
>
> FACILITY."
>
> 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
>
> 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
> DESTINATIONS. "
>
> 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
>
> 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of 
> RECTAL-CRANIAL
>
> INVERSION."
>
> 6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
> CLEAVAGE."
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