[Rhodes22-list] Rhodes22-list Digest, Vol 1162, Issue 1

[bob evans]

 A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey
 decided to show off.

 barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom
 as he broke the sound barrier.
 The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
 The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came
 back
 on and said "What did you think of that?"
 Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
 The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back,
 took a leak,   then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."