[Rhodes22-list] Humor - Work vs. Prison

[Brad Haslett]

Work vs. Prison

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
things a little bit clearer.


      @ PRISON
      @ work

       You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
       you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

       You get three meals a day fully paid for
       you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

       You get time off for good behavior
       you get more work for good behavior

       The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
       you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for
       yourself

       You can watch TV and play games
       you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

       You get your own toilet
       you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

      They allow your family and friends to visit
      you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

      All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
      you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes
      from your salary to pay for prisoners

      You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
      you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

      You must deal with sadistic wardens but  you can talk about Jesus, and
even participate in Bible Studies
      you'd better not talk about Jesus or bring a Bible if you want to
      keep your job!

      THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!


      Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.