[Rhodes22-list] 2008 Olympics in China (Humor)

[Bill Effros]

Rummy,

I'm laughing out loud, again.  I just caught up with this.  Very funny.

Bill Effros

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> Since China is hosting the olympics in  2008, I’ve translated  some sayings 
> to help you understand the language.  
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> I bumped into the  coffee table 
> Ai Bang Mai  Ne 
> You need a face  lift 
> Chin Tu  Fat 
> A stupid  person 
> Dum Gai 
> An ancient  Chinese invention 
> Gun Pao Der 
> Which one of you  fertilized the field 
> Hu Flung  Dung 
> We have reason to  believe that you are harboring a fugitive 
> Hu Yu Hai  Ding 
> A former late  night talk show host 
> Jan Ne Ka  Sun 
> Approach  me 
> Kum  Hia 
> Dawson’s  Creek 
> Lao Ze  Sho 
> A great  achievement of the American space program 
> Moon Lan  Ding 
> A lighting  fixture used in advertising signs 
> Ne  Ahn 
> A bashful  person 
> Shai  Gai 
> A premature  infant 
> Tai Ne Bae  Be 
> A small  horse 
> Tai Ne Po  Ne 
> Serving drinks to  people 
> Ten Ding  Ba 
> Your vacation in  Hawaii agrees  with you 
> Yu Mai Te  Tan 
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