[Rhodes22-list] All puns intended. (Humor)

[Brad Haslett]

Rummy,

On that note, I'm going to the Memphis Center for Peace and Prosperity for
some real wisdom, solve the world's problems, and check on my rent house.

Bob, care to join me?  You know the food is good. (BTW, N4451V starts on the
first blade now that the weather is warm - cold natured b*#ch.)

Brad

On 5/10/07, R22RumRunner at aol.com <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:
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