[Rhodes22-list] Breaking news (Political Humor)

[Brad Haslett]

Rummy,

That's not a bad idea!  Here is another one, have W tell the World Bank to
go f*%k themselves.  Better yet, have Cheney do it, he knows how to throw
that verb around better.  Let China pick the next World Bank President and
fund it as well, they have all the world's capital right now anyway.  And
the best idea?  Why not let the all the flea-infested third world countries
shop for capital in the marketplace.  They hate us anyway, subsidizing their
sorry socialistic corrupt regimes yields very little for us.  And one last
piece of advice for Wolfowitz: Paul, buy it off the street. You make enough
money and it is cheaper in the long run!

We're of to Denali this morning, take the lead from here Rummy and solve the
world's problems.

Brad

On 5/23/07, R22RumRunner at aol.com <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:
>
>
> Bush Names Wolfowitz President of al-Qaeda
> Hopes to Undermine Terror Network
>
> In a bold move to undermine the  international terror network, President
> George W. Bush today named former deputy  defense secretary and World Bank
> president Paul Wolfowitz to be the new  president of al-Qaeda.
>
> Mr. Wolfowitz, who has no experience running an  international terror
> organization, struck many Washington insiders as an  unlikely choice for
> the al-Qaeda
> job.
>
> But in a White House ceremony  introducing his nominee for the top terror
> post, President Bush indicated that  Mr. Wolfowitz's role in planning the
> war in
> Iraq and bringing scandal to the  World Bank showed that he was "just the
> man"
> to bring chaos and disorder to  al-Qaeda.
>
> "I've seen Paul Wolfowitz in action," said Mr. Bush, a beaming  Mr.
> Wolfowitz at his side. "If anyone can mess up al-Qaeda, it's this guy."
>
> Several key details in the president's plan still need to be worked out,
> such as how exactly Mr. Wolfowitz will infiltrate al-Qaeda and rise to the
> top
> position in its ranks.
>
> "Al-Qaeda closely screens all of its top  officers," said Hassan
> El-Medfaii,
> head of the terror network's human resources  department. "It's not like
> the
> Defense Department or the World Bank."
>
> Even if he ascends to its top post, it remains to be seen whether Mr.
> Wolfowitz will be happy at al-Qaeda, according to Professor Davis
> Logsdon,  chairman
> of the Wolfowitz Studies Department at the University of Minnesota.
>
> "Al-Qaeda is not like the World Bank," Professor Logsdon said. "For one
> thing, it's much harder to meet girls there."
>
>
>
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