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Breaking News
Next Week’s News
For the Week of Monday, June 4


Monday, June 4:  G.O.P presidential hopeful Fred Thompson will say that if 
elected he  would turn the entire nation of Iraq into a “Law and Order”  
spin-off. 

Tuesday, June 5: Whale-watchers around the world  will be relieved when two 
wayward humpback whales make it safely to  sea and Rosie O’Donnell finds a new 
network. 

Wednesday, June  6: Infuriated by persistent questions about steroid use, San 
 Francisco Giants slugger will throw a Toyota Corolla at a reporter.  

Thursday, June 7: The Supreme Court will follow up its  controversial Title 
VII decision by putting the Bill of Rights on  eBay. 

Friday, June 8: President Bush will announce a firm  timetable for Cindy 
Sheehan’s withdrawal from the peace movement.  

Saturday, June 9: CNN will change its official slogan to  “The Most Trusted 
Name in News about Lepers.” 

Sunday, June  10: Taking over the reins at the World Bank, Robert Zoellick 
will  say that he has heard great things about the institution and is  “looking 
forward to getting laid.”      




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