[Rhodes22-list] Baptizing A Drunk (Humor)

[Brad Haslett]

Rummy,

You're a day late with the joke but it might not matter.  My favorite
Presbyterian pastor was over for dinner last night and I'm always looking
for new material.  His wife is a 'slant eye' helping some Joe Schumkiltelli
in NYC produce a film on that big square in Beijing and what happened in
1989.  I don't know if he's a dunker or a sprinkler - doesn't matter - the
joke is funny!

Brad

On 11/5/07, R22RumRunner at aol.com <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:
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> Baptizing A  Drunk
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> A man is stumbling  through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a
> preacher baptizing people  in the river.  The drunk walks into the water
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> subsequently bumps into  the preacher. The preacher turns around and is
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> overcome by the smell of  booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are  you
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> find Jesus?'
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> 'Yes  I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher  grabs him and dunks him in
> the river.  He pulls him up and asks the  drunk, 'Brother  have you found
> Jesus?'
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> The  drunk replies, 'No,  I haven't.'    The preacher, shocked at the
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> dunks him into the water again, but for a  bit longer this time.  He pulls
> him out of the water and asks again, 'Have  you  found Jesus,
> my  brother?'
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> The  drunk again answers, 'No,  I have not found Jesus.'
> By  this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the
> water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.
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> When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls  him
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> The preacher asks the drunk again, 'For  the love of God, have you found
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> The  drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
> are you sure  this is where he fell in?
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