[Rhodes22-list] Free to Pee! Taxes

[Lou Rosenberg]

Lou the lurker says,

I agree with Brad.
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"Well,  I'm juss a simple ole plain folk from the county of Brooklun and 
I pee in my can and if they think I'm gonna pay to pee in my can they 
can take a hike!"
The only reeson there's a porta potti on my Rhodes is 'cause the Missus 
wants to be able to sit down and pee.

let them put a tax on crappin' instead and collect just a small 
percentage from the all the piles they create on Capitol Hill.

juss my 2 cent
Lou


Brad Haslett wrote:
> So I haven't actually read this proposed bill to tax boats, but I will.  The
> basic gist is that you have to pay a user fee if you can pee ON your boat
> instead of OFF your boat (which would expose you some other laws).  Fine by
> me, by all means lets tax peeing!  We could tax breathing but that would be
> too difficult to measure.  Now here's what really bugs me about this - I pee
> for a living.  Twice a year I have to pee on command for my gubment required
> medical exam and randomly whenever the computer says my number came up, and
> always if "I step on my pee unit" or appeared about to do so.  Fine, I know
> the rules, no problem!  How about this?  Every time the Congress convenes,
> they should have to pee on command and we, the taxpayers, will determine
> what 'boogymen' we're seeking in their pee.  Every time someone shows at a
> gubment office to collect their check for, whatever, they have to pee.  I
> pee to make the money that the gubment takes a third of to redistribute, it
> seems only fair that folks who did nothing to recieve MY money should have
> to follow the same rules.  By all means, I support peeing and the taxes
> associated with peeing.
>
> Brad
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