[Rhodes22-list] Pickups!

[Brad Haslett]

*Why didn't someone give me this list about 30 years ago?
*

1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

3. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

4. If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

5. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth
fundamental force.

6. Baby, you overclock my processor.

7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

10.You defragment my life.

11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network
sharing?

12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem
elongation.

13. Baby, let me find your nth term.

14. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

15. Baby I'll treat you like my homework — I'll slam you on the table and do
you all night long

16. Hey baby, can I see what's under your radical?

17. If I were an integral, I'd fill you up.

18. I'm a fermata… hold me

19. I think my heart just lagged.

20. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.

21. Did you just combust?? Because you're HOT!

22. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all
perfect squares.

23. It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I
would be overqualified.

24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed,
subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

26. Baby, you're a 9.999999999…but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.

27. Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

29. What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1

30. If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to
spend some time between the holidays?

31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

32. You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that
make you smile)

33. When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in
phase.

34. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

35. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1

36. You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts… it's how you
apply the force

37. If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and
again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going
to disprove your assumption.

38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

39. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or
rough?

40. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

41. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want
to be the cytoplasm?

42. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

43. Let's meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring
rod

44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

45. Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?

46. Let's get together and test the spring potential of my mattress

47. Let's discover our coefficient of friction

48. Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.

49. I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)