[Rhodes22-list] Supreme Court Gives Gore’s Nobel to Bush (Political humor)

[Brad Haslett]

Stan & Rummy,

This is really scary, I'm starting to think like you guys.  Run Al, run!
You could use some exercise anyway. Besides, Big Al and I have something in
common, we both like fast jets.

Now as to Ms. Rodham, er, Ms. Clinton (forgot she changed her name after
Frank White whupped her husband's ass), some are starting to refer to her as
Hillary Milhous Clinton because like Tricky Dick, she's smart, shrewd,
highly political, hard working, and ruthless.  Unlike 92' when Billy ran, we
now have the Internet and rummaging through their past is far more
interesting than the best novel.

Back to Al, I'll never be a worshiper at his Church of Global Warming, but
like most religions, I'm very tolerant as long as it does some good for
someone.  Personally, I think it's pretty goofy science but if it helps wean
us off oil, bravo - kinda like most twelve step programs. But please, Al, do
me this one favor this time if you do run.  Don't announce your candidacy
from your "family" farm with rented cows from your neighbor in the
background.  Bovine flatulence adds greenhouse warming gases.

There isn't a single heavy-hitter from either side in this race.  It will
all boil down to "feelings".  Stan, why don't you run?  I would but I only
want the office for one day.  Well, maybe two if we add so called Social
Security to the problems list.

Brad

On 10/16/07, stan <stan at rhodes22.com> wrote:
>
> Eric,
>
> I break my silence to salute your brilliant piece.  And while I am at it,
> move over Rummy and  I will join you in dragging Gore into this.
>
> ss
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Eric Sandberg" <sanderico1 at gmail.com>
> To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:25 AM
> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Supreme Court Gives Gore's Nobel to Bush
> (Political humor)
>
>
> Once upon at time in a land far, far away .......
>
>
> There was an email list called the Rhodes 22 email list. This list was
> sponsored by a company that sells boat related gear and parts, etc. The
> folks that owned Rhodes 22s joined the list and chatted back and forth
> about their boats until one day ...... Somebody brought up a topic and
> it devolved into a political discussion. Soon, the owner of the list
> (the marine parts company) appeared to tell the Rhodes 22 Owners that
> this was a "sailing related only" email list and would we please take
> our political and other off topic discussions else where. This happened
> many times and began to bother some of the R 22 owners, also known as
> Rhodies. Soon they began to discuss ways to remove themselves from the
> tyranny of the list owner and find a place where they could freely speak
> of the topics they desired and yes, posting pictures should be allowed
> too they exclaimed.
>
>
> Lo and behold ..... out of the east rose a savior, a computer guru and
> fellow Rhodes Owner named Michael Meltzer (MJM) who said, fear not, I
> can lead you away from the tyranny of the list owner and into a server
> where you will be free to speak as you wish without persecution. Shortly
> after this, the Rhodes 22 – list was born. Now the Rhodies were able to
> speak freely and even post pictures of their wonderful craft,
>
>
> Life was good, until one day ..... someone, a new comer, posted a wish
> to return to the tyranny and censorship of the former list owner .....
>
>
> The old Rhodies, remembering the persecution of the old days, wisely
> told this inexperienced new member of the topic police that they very
> much enjoyed their newfound freedom and that, he should get used to it,
> or be careful not to let the door hit him in the ass on the way out.
>
>
> And that my young sailor friend, is how the Rhodes list came to be the
> beacon of free speech, wonderful pictorials and intelligent political
> and other off topic conversations it is today.
>
>
>
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