[Rhodes22-list] Supreme Court Gives Gore’s Nobel to Bush (Political humor)

[Just bent]

I think that a Gore/Clinton ticket could not lose.
Jb


Brad Haslett-2 wrote:
> 
> Stan & Rummy,
> 
> This is really scary, I'm starting to think like you guys.  Run Al, run!
> You could use some exercise anyway. Besides, Big Al and I have something
> in
> common, we both like fast jets.
> 
> Now as to Ms. Rodham, er, Ms. Clinton (forgot she changed her name after
> Frank White whupped her husband's ass), some are starting to refer to her
> as
> Hillary Milhous Clinton because like Tricky Dick, she's smart, shrewd,
> highly political, hard working, and ruthless.  Unlike 92' when Billy ran,
> we
> now have the Internet and rummaging through their past is far more
> interesting than the best novel.
> 
> Back to Al, I'll never be a worshiper at his Church of Global Warming, but
> like most religions, I'm very tolerant as long as it does some good for
> someone.  Personally, I think it's pretty goofy science but if it helps
> wean
> us off oil, bravo - kinda like most twelve step programs. But please, Al,
> do
> me this one favor this time if you do run.  Don't announce your candidacy
> from your "family" farm with rented cows from your neighbor in the
> background.  Bovine flatulence adds greenhouse warming gases.
> 
> There isn't a single heavy-hitter from either side in this race.  It will
> all boil down to "feelings".  Stan, why don't you run?  I would but I only
> want the office for one day.  Well, maybe two if we add so called Social
> Security to the problems list.
> 
> Brad
> 
> On 10/16/07, stan <stan at rhodes22.com> wrote:
>>
>> Eric,
>>
>> I break my silence to salute your brilliant piece.  And while I am at it,
>> move over Rummy and  I will join you in dragging Gore into this.
>>
>> ss
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: "Eric Sandberg" <sanderico1 at gmail.com>
>> To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>> Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:25 AM
>> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Supreme Court Gives Gore's Nobel to Bush
>> (Political humor)
>>
>>
>> Once upon at time in a land far, far away .......
>>
>>
>> There was an email list called the Rhodes 22 email list. This list was
>> sponsored by a company that sells boat related gear and parts, etc. The
>> folks that owned Rhodes 22s joined the list and chatted back and forth
>> about their boats until one day ...... Somebody brought up a topic and
>> it devolved into a political discussion. Soon, the owner of the list
>> (the marine parts company) appeared to tell the Rhodes 22 Owners that
>> this was a "sailing related only" email list and would we please take
>> our political and other off topic discussions else where. This happened
>> many times and began to bother some of the R 22 owners, also known as
>> Rhodies. Soon they began to discuss ways to remove themselves from the
>> tyranny of the list owner and find a place where they could freely speak
>> of the topics they desired and yes, posting pictures should be allowed
>> too they exclaimed.
>>
>>
>> Lo and behold ..... out of the east rose a savior, a computer guru and
>> fellow Rhodes Owner named Michael Meltzer (MJM) who said, fear not, I
>> can lead you away from the tyranny of the list owner and into a server
>> where you will be free to speak as you wish without persecution. Shortly
>> after this, the Rhodes 22 – list was born. Now the Rhodies were able to
>> speak freely and even post pictures of their wonderful craft,
>>
>>
>> Life was good, until one day ..... someone, a new comer, posted a wish
>> to return to the tyranny and censorship of the former list owner .....
>>
>>
>> The old Rhodies, remembering the persecution of the old days, wisely
>> told this inexperienced new member of the topic police that they very
>> much enjoyed their newfound freedom and that, he should get used to it,
>> or be careful not to let the door hit him in the ass on the way out.
>>
>>
>> And that my young sailor friend, is how the Rhodes list came to be the
>> beacon of free speech, wonderful pictorials and intelligent political
>> and other off topic conversations it is today.
>>
>>
>>
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